Michael

Enjoys cups of coffee and singing, dancing and arguments, dick whiskey and coke, cops and mirror balls, coughing and crying.

James

Has lived with Michael for many years. First appeared in episode two . Has certain aversions towards Prendergast's lifestyle choices. They argue often, and have even come to blows.

Prendergast

Used to work for the L.A.P.D. back in the 80's, but lost his job due to his persistence in hunting down evil druglord Von Peebles. Followed him to Manchester, UK, where he formed a friendship with Michael.

American Birdman

American Birdman is not really american, and not really a man . No-one really like him, due to his general peculiar vibes. He hangs around Michael a lot, as he thinks they are best buds. In truth, if he died, no-one would notice.

Ben

Ben used to live with Michael and James before he moved out to live with his girlfriend. He owns a time machine and a magical robot statue. His face is furry.

Craig Bellamy the Shark

Craig is a good friend of Michael's- in fact they went to school together, back in the day. When he grows up he wants to be a dolphin.

Mary Prendergast

Prendergast's wife, who was brutally murdered by Von Peebles, causing Prendergast to devote his life to vengeance.

Mario Von Peebles

Crime lord of L.A. He lost his eye in a prison break out. He built an multi-billion dollar empire around designer drugs and hookers. For an inexplicable reason, he was buried in Manchester.

Alley Otters

Indigenous to Manchester, the alley otter is a magical creature who feeds on love, happiness and food. They have a governmental style called Absolute Monarchy.

Anna Panda Panda

She fell in love with Prendergast, but he tortured her by accident.

She seemed to like it.

Half squid, Half Hitler Monster.

The reason why Michael hasn't worked for about a year.

Maggie Thatcher

Michael's spirit guide for a while, until he irritated her so God caste her into hell.

She is a rare breed of time-travelling ghost.